Humorous Wedding Speech By K-Tech

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I would like to thank you all for your attendance. I am sure that everyone has been informed of K-Tech’s new DI Detector, a machine used to indicate terminal diseases. I owe the creation of this device not only to technicians of my company, but to the wives and husbands who have supported us throughout the process. It was with this machine that I have recently been diagnosed with Qualianosis. Though I have received information that my physical health will not always be the best, I would like to inform everyone that I am as happy as I have ever been. The fact that I will not be able to remember this moment does not change anything. I encourage everyone to enjoy life while you can, because you never know

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