Trinculo Short Story

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Trinculo- Welcome to “WHO WANTS TO BE AN UTOPIAN KING” today we have 3 candidates fighting for the island of PANAU. I am your host Trinculo and we’ll get right into the news… after this. Transition Trinculo-Why do witches wear name tags? so they know which witch is which…let’s see what this witch’s name tag says? Sycorax- Je suis Sycorax. Trinculo-Ah, a French enchantress, how enchanting! Mademoiselle, so tell us… why did you enter our show? Sycorax- Revenge monsieur. Vengeance for the cruelty I was subjected to. They threw me out of my own land, Algiers. How would you feel if someone threw you out of your own home? Trinculo- I Sycorax- They looked at me with scorn and utter disgust. I’ll show them who is in control now. I’ll lock all…show more content…
Beautiful! Alright next up we have Mr. Bottler. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, my benevolent friend Stephano. Stephano-Does anybody have a refill? Trinculo- (Coughs to get attention) Stephano-Oh my God it’s you, were you hiding behind the tree over there? Sycorax- (in a rage) I am not competing against this vile drunkard! This is no Alcoholics Anonymous. Stephano- First of all, I prefer alcohol enthusiast. Secondly, why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Jack and I'm an alcoholic?" Trinculo- Well, Mr. alcohol enthusiast, can you kindly answer my question? Why did you enter this show? Stephano- To attain the large and humongous wine barrel of Panau! And I want to help people as well. Trinculo- Stephano, I am extremely apologetic to disappoint you, but Panau is not wine. (To audience) Now that we have met the contestants, we’ll be right back after the break. Stick around, rapid fire round… coming up next! Stephano- (in the background panicking) Is it rum? Whiskey? What is it? Advertisement- Trinculo- Let’s see… We need a volunteer to go first in the rapid fire round. Caliban- Pick Me! Pick Me! Trinculo- How about… (Caliban in the background- Pick Me!) Sycorax. (Card…show more content…
Now it’s our last and the least contestant’s turn, Caliban. (Reads a card) Would you make clones or people exactly like you? Caliban- Well, I tried that once and it didn’t go quite well. However, yes the isle will be filled with Calibans. Strong, muscular and vigorous would they be. And they would abide to all my commands. They would be the only people in the island. Wait, no scratch that, there would Calibans and a lot of pretty damsels and maidens in my island. There would be no snotty old witches or any despicable and dreadful boozers allowed in my isle. Trinculo- No boozers? Well, your place will then be as boring and tedious as… YOU! Now back to our first contestant, Sycorax. What would your ideal location other than an island be and why? Sycorax- Except this island there is only one place where I will want to rule. ALGIERS. My country where I lived and spent almost my entire life. That is the only other place I will want to rule. I will punish those who send me here. Along with this I will provide justice to those who have been wronged especially the women like me who have not rights at all. Trinculo- (Applauding) seemly empowering! Trinculo- The next one is for Stephano. If you had to have one rule in your Utopia what would it
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