Personal Narrative: Luck

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As many of you may of heard about deflategate by now but, I can tell you the truth on this matter for I am the very football inquestion. So my life started the same as any other inflated dead cow in Ada, Ohio. I was made in the second week of January which meant I was going to be used for one of the upcoming championship games. Before I was shipped out I was dreaming of being thrown by Tom Brady and Andrew Luck or being carried by Beast Mode and Eddie Lacy. After my fellow footballs and I heard we were going to Foxborough I knew we would play a role in a historic game that could be Brady’s last chance for four rings or Luck’s first of many super bowl appearances. We arrived a few days before the AFC Championship Game. I was thankfully…show more content…
I was pumped for this game between Brady and Luck and nothing was going to deflate my mood. There was less than an hour before kickoff and John took me out of the bag and put me on his desk. Then Jim grabbed a needle and put it in his pocket and grabbed an air pump. He picked me up and went to the bathroom. I could not believe I was going to be the deflated. He hid me and the pump under his jacket and walked into the far stall. Pop! McNally put a small pinhole in me just minutes before the balls were going to be given to the refs. During the first quarter the Pats ran the me down the Colts throats with Legarrette Blount for a 14 nothing lead. The on the first drive of the second quarter I was in the game. It was going to be a passing play on first down and I was ready to fly.Bryan Stork, who was the starting center, was out with an ACL injury from the previous game, so that forced Ryan Wendell to start. Wendell snapped me to Brady and I was on target to him. Gronk was the hot read and he was open for a split second and Brady wasted no time to get me to him. Then Colts linebacker D'QWell Jackson jumped the route and picked me off. He wanted to keep me as a souvenir, so he game me the Colts equipment manager. The equipment manager noticed I was underinflated and tipped me off to the ref. They measured me at the half. I knew then my night was done. I got wind of the final score I broke out laughing. It was 45-7…show more content…
Unless of course I was picked off by D’QWell again and then he would for sure want to keep me. After ESPN got brees of this the floodgates opened. ESPN was live from Foxborough talking about me. They did not fully know about how I was deflated, all they just knew was that I was deflated and the Patriots did it. I think if it would have been any other team in the NFL deflating a football nothing would have been made of it, but because it was the Pats who the NFL has been trying to get back at after Roger Goodell butchered the Spygate ruling, this was going to be huge! At some point ESPN dubbed this deflategate. Why is it that everything that happens with the Patriots is a some kind of gate, what if they mess with the gates to the stadium would they call it gategate? During a press conference coach Bill Belichick was asked about me and he said he had no idea what they were talking about. After the press conference Belichick talked to John and Jim about me for hours and John and Jim said they did nothing to the ball and they talked about the ideal gas law. I tried to understand what they were saying but they lost me at the pressure and volume of one gram molecule of an ideal gas. After this meeting Belichick addressed the media and told them they did not tamper with me in any way and he talked about that ideal gas

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