Holly Kowitt: Summary
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This is a book about jokes. The author is Holly Kowitt. Scholastic published it. In this book, the author humbles himself and says that without his staff coming up with the jokes the book would’ve never happened. The author includes a variety of different kinds of jokes. She includes school jokes, hot numbers, top 10 best homework excuses, different kinds of school, at the all-state diner, the eight types of classmates, things you don’t want to hear/see in the school cafeteria. Others include animal jokes, how to make an elephant a smoothie, insect jokes, 10 things you’ll never hear parents say, food jokes, & top 10 least popular breakfast cereals.
The top ten best homework excuses are…
1. I didn’t have time- my sister needed my kidney.
2. I