Freddy’s MLG Adventure (simplified) One day, some dude by the name of Mike Schmidt was looking for some work. He traveled around the city, searching through many newspapers to find a decent job opening and finally found one. The newspaper ad read: “Freddy and his crew are looking for new recruits to come along on a mission to stop the evil menace plotting to take over Major League Gaming and end the world as we know it. Sign up at Freddy’s MLG HQ on the outskirts of the city of Albany, New York, underneath Calico Bridge. A bag of Doritos and a bottle of Mountain Dew are required for entry. The maximum number of people that can enter is 2000. You will be paid a maximum of a six-figure salary for every month of service. Don’t forget to bring your console and a copy of Call of Duty because they will not be supplied. Git gud and join today. Plz...” Mike was pretty good at gaming so he shouldn’t have any problems with qualification. Mike went home to gather important things for the trip, like Doritos, Mountain Dew, his Xbox console, and a copy of Call of Duty Black Ops 2. He would very likely need these things once he arrives.…show more content… But when he arrived, he saw no sign of the place. “Where is the place?” Mike wondered. But then he thought, “The ad did say that it was somewhere underneath this bridge.” So he then made his way under the bridge and began looking for signs of an entrance. Mike had finally found a large metal door hidden under moss that had grown on the walls. He gave it a few hard knocks and then, after a few seconds, a rather robotic-sounding voice sounded from the other side, asking “You got the stuff?” Mike then took the Mountain Dew and Doritos out of his duffel bag and raised them up to the large door, assuming that they were “the stuff” that it was talking