Simpsons Contemporary Quotations, compiled by James B. Simpson. 1988.
NUMBER:
593
AUTHOR:
Art Buchwald
QUOTATION:
Just when you think theres nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.
ATTRIBUTION:
At Humor and the Presidency Symposium, Ford Museum, Grand Rapids MI, Time 29 Sep 86
SUBJECTS:
The World: Politics & Government: Politicians & Critics